Why Anders is my BFF

My friend Anders lived in an apartment near Disney.
I parked in the parking lot and went to visit him.
I went inside and his grandma was there,
she told me Anders was in his room.
I went in and he told me that he'll hang out with me later;
his girlfriend was coming over.
He told me to go walk around in Disney
and he would catch up with me later.

So I was walking around in Mickey's neighborhood.
I was almost at the end of the street
where I could either turn left or right.
I wanted to turn right,
but there was a mean giraffe standing there.
I heard that if anyone tried to pass him,
he would eat that person.
I did not know what to do,
I really wanted to turn right.

I decided to take a right anyways.
However, as I was about to turn,
the giraffe was getting closer and closer.
Out of nowhere, Anders yells my name.
He runs and grabs me and tells me to come over.
He said "My girlfriend's gone."

Then we turn around and walk down a hill,
and some bear sprays us with a water hose.
We were wet.