Injun Hollow

My friend Baret is having a going away party.
He's leaving for the airforce.

I was driving to Haddam Neck,
but I forget where exactly he lives.
As I'm driving, I see familiar landmarks.
I take a left, I know I have to take a left here.
But the sign says do not enter. Danger.
I take a left anyway,
I do not know any other short cut.
I'm driving up the road,
and drive right into a river.
I get myself out and drive back down.
How do I get to his house?

I'm back where I started.
I decide to take another familiar looking road.
However, I end up in a NYC parking garage.
I very young Patrick Dempsey,
(think of the movie Can't buy Me Love),
stops me. He's hot. So we flirt.
He buys me skittles from the vending machine,
and directs me towards Baret's house.

I finally get to Baret's, but the party was over.
Baret was playing frisbee with Danny DeVito,
and Danny said I should stop by another day.
My friend Dave Baklik was there, and offered to drive me home.
At this point, my car was MIA.

So Dave drives me back to his place.
We enter his bedroom,
and he pushes me on the bed.
Sexy.
He takes his shirt off,
also sexy.
Then he picks up a guitar?
Last time I checked,
he did not know how to play.
I eat my skittles.