Sharkbait oohaha

I bought a fish tank for my dorm.
I bought a fish to go with the fish tank.
It was a big fat ugly fish too.
I don't know why I bought it,
I guess I felt bad for it.

I brought it up to school,
and everyone got excited.
It's just a big fat ugly fish.
My friend bought me a frog to put in the tank.
My other friend bought me a seahorse.
Yay! I was so excited!

I went out that night with everyone.
When I came back,
I went to the fish tank.
The big fat ugly fish turned into a big fat ugly snake.
And it ate the seahorse!
I cried.
The frog was still alive.
My sister's friends came over
and said it was stupid of me to cry over a seahorse.
Fuck you.