Life Is Like a Box of Chocolates

Went on a cruise with my family.
Received a phone call from Brent.
He told me he was dying.
I was the only one who could save him.
Tom Hanks was the only one who knows how to save him.
I had 3 days to find Tom Hanks and save Brent.

WHAT THE HELL.

Asked my dad what I should do.
He told me Tom Hanks was on the cruise.
I walked up to Tom Hanks.
He told me I need to kill and octopus.
He told me I had to cut it open.
He told me I had to eat its heart.
He told me that is the only way Brent can be saved.
He told me that life was like a box of chocolates.