The REAL scientific formula for love..

Matty was a mad scientist.
He built a spaceship that could
transport him to the future.

So, he transported himself to the future.
He met me and wanted me to go
back to the past with him.
I wanted to go because I loved him,
but I didn't want to leave my life behind.

I couldn't decide what to do,
so the only way we could settle this
was a game of baseball.
If I won, I could stay;
if I lost I went back with Matty.

CLIFFHANGER.

Tricerabitch.

I was playing on the jungle gym with Matty.
He told me we couldn't be friends anymore.
I asked him why,
and he said he found a new friend.
his new friend was a triceratops.
She came over
and he just left me hangin.