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I just moved to NYC.
No, not an apartment.
Not a house either.
I moved to the streets.

A group of guys found me and felt bad.
So they decided to take care of me.
They didn't want their parents to see
that they are taking care of a complete stranger
whom they found on the streets.

So they decided to disguise me as ET.
They wrapped me in a blanket,
and put me in front of their basket
on one of their bikes.

One guy was really mean and
didn't want anything to do with me.
A huge cloud formed over his head
and is rained everywhere he went.
Only on him though.
Karma's a bitch.