Holy Terror, Batman!

I was residing in Holland.
I lived with my friends Jim and Jesse,
in a quaint cobblestone town.
City marketplace if you will.
Without my knowing,
they would always follow me around
if I went out by myself.
Sometimes, they would hire a woman
to pose as me.
Strange.

Jesse and Jim went out for the day
and warned me not to leave the house.
So I was bored and found binoculars.
I was scoping the center of town
and came across a very old, tall brick building.
I was looking through the windows
and noticed someone looking back at me
with binoculars too!!
It was Batman.

Jim and Jesse came back from wherever they went
and told me to go hide.
Apparently, Batman was after me for some reason
and wanted to kill me.
He was not sure if I lived in this house,
but now that he really saw me,
he knew.
I was in big trouble.

Jim quickly got a mannequin
and dressed it up as me.
I hid under the bed.