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Addicted to coke.
Sniff 20 lines a day.
Chris Farley is my BFF.

Hung out in the Desert with Matty and the Jackson 5.

Hung out in the desert with Matty and the Jackson 5.

The REAL scientific formula for love..

Matty was a mad scientist.
He built a spaceship that could
transport him to the future.

So, he transported himself to the future.
He met me and wanted me to go
back to the past with him.
I wanted to go because I loved him,
but I didn't want to leave my life behind.

I couldn't decide what to do,
so the only way we could settle this
was a game of baseball.
If I won, I could stay;
if I lost I went back with Matty.

CLIFFHANGER.

Tricerabitch.

I was playing on the jungle gym with Matty.
He told me we couldn't be friends anymore.
I asked him why,
and he said he found a new friend.
his new friend was a triceratops.
She came over
and he just left me hangin.

hookah > sword

Brought all the residents
of Haughton Cove Manor to the playground today.
My friend Matty was there.
We hung out for a bit,
but then I had to bring
the residents back for nap time.

Matty called me later on that day,
said he left his sword there earlier.
Said his mom is going to come
pick it up in five minutes.
I couldn't find it.

Matty's mom came.
I gave her a hookah instead.
I put a bee's nest in there too.
She left.
I think she was mad.

Then I started catching frogs.
They were all over the living room.

Dazed and Confused

Went over Dana's house.
The only way I could get there
was by canoe.
I'm not sure how I got there.
I don't own a canoe..

It was time for me to leave,
but I was not familiar with the river.
I needed help,
so Dana said she'll lead the way back to my house.

Dana stopped halfway there
and told me to figure out
the rest of the way.
It was dark and she wanted to go home.
I was alone and scared,
so I called my friend Cy.

He told me he'd come get me.
He paddled to wherever the heck I was
and told me to follow him.
We ended up at an island,
and he told me he had a surprise for me.
He had a huge greenhouse,
in which he harvested cannibis sativa.
(NOM NOM NOM)
we blazed all night.

The Fool on the Hill

It was a gorgeous day outside.
Brian and I decided to capture
the beauty surrounding us,
so we did a photo shoot.

It was already dark,
so Brian and I walked back to my house.
I lived on a quaint little Amish farm,
so there was no light,
except for the moon.
He wanted to see his pictures and
was convinced that the only
solution to the problem was
to set my house on fire...

..and so he did.

Obviously I was upset so I ran up the hill.
My buddy Jesse was up there as well.
He made me some pancakes,
so we ate them,
and watched my house burn down.